Gul Panag
Sukhna Lake, Chandigarh |
‘‘GOD, it’s so crowded,’’ Gul Panag, the dimpled beauty queen, lets a little frown cloud her brow as she scans the usually-serene Sukhna Lake overflowing with Sunday revellers. It’s not the Sukhna she used to come to with her grandparents every summer. ‘‘As a child, it used to be my playground,’’ she says. Later, it became her fitness trail. ‘‘I would jog down here from my Sector 11 house.’’ Things have changed. You know that when a stranger asks: ‘‘Are you Gul Panag?’’ ‘‘Yes,’’ she says, without breaking her stride. Meanwhile, silhouetted against the majestic Shivaliks, the Sukhna turns golden, prompting Gul to sigh: ‘‘I wish Chandigarhians wouldn’t use it as a mere hangout.’’
Chandigarh girls, she enlightens you before plonking herself on an already occupied bench, are the perfect wife material, their ‘‘bovine’’ attitude making them tailormade for the medieval Indian man. The impassioned harangue that follows about the meek sex has you hurriedly putting her in the league of born-again feminists, but this Plato-spouting student of political science (she is here to take MA-I exams) insists she isn’t. ‘‘I just want women to realise their worth.’’ But she would any day prefer daughters to sons. ‘‘Sons are such a waste of space, of money…’’ she thunders, making two strapping Punjabi mundas jogging past almost jump out of their skin.
Politics is what interests her as a subject and future prospect. ‘‘I want to join this field,’’ she asserts, impervious to the mosquitoes on her arm, and the two hunks across. Not now, but 15 years on, when she’s made enough money out of management (she plans to study it abroad). Right now, however, she’s focussing on TV and films. The magic word draws one of the gents. Seating himself beside us, he stutters, ‘‘Errr, are you in films?’’ We give him the glare before getting back to our pow-wow, and he shuffles off.
We follow, but after a while, with Sukhna bidding us adieu. Gently.