
Pakistan is spiriting away Indians. With PTV. Of course this does mean that at the wrong times you get to see the oval that is Nawaz Sharif8217;s face all too often and more clearly than you might wish to. So frequently is he bandh-gall-aed and open-mouthed on the channel, gravely reading out prepared speeches, that he8217;s beginning to resemble a newsreader. Still, when it matters most, PTV is picture perfect. Currently, what matters mucho than most is football from France 8212; and here PTV8217;s outscored DD.
Inferior. That8217;s DD8217;s coverage. Let8217;s not even begin to talk about the mix-up over live-deferred8217; coverage of matches as opposed to live8217; matches; because if we begin talking about that it8217;ll fill up the whole page. The football World Cup 8217;98 was not invented overnight; it8217;s been in the making 4 years sufficient time you8217;d suppose for DD to decide that it would show the opening ceremony and the first match between Brazil and Scotland live8217;. But no, it took a last minute inspiration to allow it on the air. Can you believe that? Or, the fact that you will not be seeing all the matches live8217;; that in some case, you will be watching them after you already know the result unless you strictly refrain from watching the news 8230; as we said, earlier, let8217;s not get into this one.
The absurdities don8217;t end here: DD2 is telecasting a programme The Road to France which traces the finalists road to France. That the finalists reached France quite some time ago, doesn8217;t seem to impinge on DD8217;s sense of timing. Any other channel would have carried this programme before the teams arrived at Orly airport; any other channel like BBC would now be showing daily highlights of the previous day8217;s matches especially late night ones for viewers who can8217;t sit up till the final whistle has been blown well past 2 am. Any other channel might indeed have considered showing recorded versions of the late matches the next day 8230;.
DD is not the only offender. In their first game, the French have shown that they know how to shoot goals. Not matches. The camera-work has been indifferent; instead of zeroing in on the action we had stock long shots of the field which made pigmies of the players and the ball the size of a pin. Both DD and PTV have taken BBC commentary. Which is understandable but somewhat incomprehensible. You will appreciate the difference better if you compare the commentary teams in Paris and Marseille. The former was in English; the latter was English so heavily accented, it was harder to understand than some of our regional varieties. These voices often belonged to former football players who, understandably, spent more time on their footwork than their schoolwork.
Fortunately, you don8217;t need the commentary to appreciate Ronaldo but you might miss some gems: 8220;This World Cup has had more media hype than any other; now let the game prove mightier than the pen.8221; Or really decisive details: 8220;Brazil has never won after encountering Scotland along the way8221;; 8220;England is the only team to have won the first game and gone onto win the World Cup.8221; So?
Archana Puran Singh Uncensored on Sony is a mouthful. Not for the lady of course who can bite off more than most of us can chew. Still, she does talk a lot. Words rush out of her mouth as if scared they might get left inside. She8217;s pure gossip about film stars and/or their strange habits: star behaviour at parties; stars at their goof-ups, stars and autographs. According to Singh, the bigger the star, the greater the signs of boredom as they sign. On and on it goes. Singh does well to try and hold the show together; well, there8217;s nobody else around, anyways. She8217;s also looking stunningly slim-trim and disgustingly healthy. Lucky devil.