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This is an archive article published on August 25, 2013

Edinburgh Fringe’s funniest joke is Chinese

Heard the one about the Chinese chocolate? Fans at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival did and named it the best joke of the global arts extravaganza

Edinburgh Fringe’s funniest joke is Chinese

Heard the one about the Chinese chocolate? Fans at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival did and named it the best joke of the global arts extravaganza. English comedian Rob Auton won the Dave Award for his one-liner—“I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.” The quip about the company’s Wispa bar was shortlisted alongside 19 others by British TV channel Dave,then submitted to a public vote. The Scottish capital more than doubles in population in August during the Fringe and the Edinburgh International Festival.

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Aretha Franklin’s mystery illness,miraculous recovery

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