
Maybe it was the carpet-bombing by Farah Khan8217;s publicity machine that finally did it. For here I was, on a Friday afternoon, driving myself to a past life therapist in Gurgaon with more alacrity than Six-Pack Khan showed in getting out of his shirt in Om Shanti Om.
As I entered the therapist8217;s residence, I was nervous about allowing a stranger to hypnotise me but hopeful8212;that my recurring nightmare in which I fall from a broken bridge every night will finally be exorcised. The therapist, Daksha Mehta, was in the middle of a session. Ten minutes later, her secretary guided me to the drawing room.
In the minutes of uncomfortable silence that followed, I looked around the room to find incense sticks lit in every corner. Soon, I felt her staring at my T-shirt. 8220;8216;Cute but Psycho.8217; Why did you buy this shirt? Do you think you8217;re a psycho?8221; she asked. 8220;It was gifted to me by a friend. Perhaps he does,8221; I grinned. She gave me a stony glance. 8220;It may be a joke to you and your friends but by wearing this shirt you are telling the universe that you are, indeed, a psycho. Those are the vibes that you are sending out to the universe,8221; she scolded. 8220;Umm, I8217;ll keep that in mind,8221; I said, dying to change the subject.
8220;Let8217;s start the session,8221; she said. 8220;Are you comfortable? Sit back and relax your muscles,8221; she said. The lights were dimmed and soft, instrumental music switched on. 8220;I want you to imagine that you are looking at a clear, blue, summer sky. And an airplane is writing your first name on it in fluffy, cloud-like letters.8221; That wasn8217;t too hard, I thought, as I drifted off into a stupor and imagined my name being scribbled in white smoke. 8220;Now,8221; Daksha whispered, 8220;let your name dissolve. Forget about your name. Forget you even have a name. Go back in time. Go back 10, 15 years ago. Let your imagination take you wherever it wants.8221;
I saw myself in an animal farm with dogs, pigs, cows, goats, camels and horses. 8220;That8217;s it. Stay there. This is your past life,8221; she said. Whoa! I didn8217;t see that coming. I looked at her with startled eyes and she asked me, 8220;How many goats do you see?8221; 8220;About ten,8221; I said. She snapped her fingers and now I was fully awake. 8220;You were a goat in one of your past lives,8221; she told me. I feebly ventured, 8220;Couldn8217;t it be that I imagined an animal farm because I8217;m really fond of animals?8221; 8220;No,8221; she said and told me to shut my eyes again.
A few minutes later, I am half-asleep again. 8220;What do you see?8221; she asked. 8220;I see a poor man searching for his stolen bicycle,8221; I said. 8220;Where is this?8221; 8220;Rome,8221; I reply. 8220;What year is it?8221; 8220;Post World War II,8221; 8220;Who else is there?8221; she asks, her tone a little louder now. 8220;His son. A little boy, around 6,8221; I replied. 8220;Do you empathise with him?8221; 8220;Yes,8221; I tell her,8221; 8220;The little boy is you,8221; she said and snapped her fingers again. That was it. My eyes popped open and I explained to the therapist that the images I saw were from the Vittorio De Sica movie Bicycle Thieves I watched last evening. The smile on her face disappeared and she said, 8220;You have come here with a pre-conceived notion that past life regression is rubbish. I can only help you if you are willing to help yourself,8221; she said and stormed out of the room.
Gobbledygook, the goat in me said.