Express LOL: 7 reasons we couldn’t live without monsoon food

1. Because nectar was just the Gods’ word for hot chai sipped in pouring rain

2. Because, deprive us of pakoras for long enough, and we’ll revert to the animals we once were

3. Who cares about dysentery? COME TO ME YOU BIG FAT VADAPAV.

4. Because only hot food can cheer you up when the sky is grey (and when you’re soaked to the skin)

5. Because eating something crunchy and soaked in oil is worth a few extra kilos, if it’s also raining

6. It’s raining, I’m shivering and I’m wet .. BUT WHO CARES?. THERE’S A PAKODA IN MY MOUTH.

7. If I’m swimming through rain, I want my fingers swimming in the oil from MY ALOO TIKKI.