'Kochadaiiyaan's' launch has been postponed so much, it's like the Mumbai Metro. We thought it was really coming, this time. We even had a grand Twitter account launch; we had our 10 foot tall statues and our milk ready to worship the Superstar. Alas, the 'Kochadaiiyaan' release has been postponed again, to May 23. Our reporter interviewed a bunch of celebs as usual, even though they didn't really have a movie to comment on. First up was Tiger Shroff, the unlucky soul whose 'Heropanti' will go head-to-head with 'Kochadaiiyaan' on May 23. Next, our reporter chose to interview a bureaucrat. After the heavy dose of red tape, our reporter needed something diametrically opposite; he got it in the shape of Poonam Pandey. Finally, he met the heroine of the much-talked about Kochadaiiyaan, and asked her for her opinion on the delay. Even with all the postponements, one thing is for sure: we'll still be first day first show watchers of Rajini's new film, if we haven't lost our sight and hearing by then! - by Vinit and Antara for Laugh Out Loud Ventures