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Trouble Me. Perfect strangers shower yours truly with reproaches, holding you personally responsible for the idiocy on the box: that sh...

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Trouble Me. Perfect strangers shower yours truly with reproaches, holding you personally responsible for the idiocy on the box: 8220;that show, that film, woh ad, were disgusting! Don8217;t they trouble you?8221; Surely, surely.

For instance, it 8220;troubles me8221; that Pallavi Joshi has to do more than lie on the hospital bed without blinking Alpviram, Sony. The doctors now discover that the comatose girl has been impregnated there8217;s no delicate way of saying it. The life within her will revive Pallavi. She and we will learn that the baby is the result of a rape. Doesn8217;t it trouble you that TV producers are so bereft of ideas, they have to romance perversity?

It troubles me that the film Commando STAR Movies starring that building of a body aka Arnold Schwarznegger, was repeated on a Sunday afternoon so that every kid who missed it the previous night, could wallow in its blood-bath. Which means that the cute age limit warning that appears on the left or right hand corner of the screen, during such movies, is a joke. Ha. Ha.

It troubles me that we must watch must we? Shikha Swaroop and Shekhar Suman behaving like a couple of actors acting like a couple of crazies Amar Prem, Zee at 3.30pm. Not to say that it8217;s gung-ho to behave like lunatics when the moon is out; just that the afternoon is hardly the occasion for channels to appear deranged.

It troubles me that the United States Senate has decided to examine the case for Clinton8217;s impeachment though not out of any sympathy for the cigar-lover or concern for the American state. President Nixon8217;s impeachment hearings were telecast live on American TV. They were rivetting; no stone was left unturned. Between them, the Republicans and the Democrats, scrutinised each stray pebble of information as if they8217;d stumbled upon an undiscovered prehistoric relic. Since history has a bad habit of repeating itself, chances are there will be a live telecast of the hearings, that we will be subjected to Monica8217;s oral examination in the Oval office. Again. Senators claim this is about lies not sex; we know how often the former is simply a cover-up for the latter. Does that not trouble you?

It troubles me that Mr Vijay Mallya, neatly folded within the flaps of a double-breasted suit, is promoting his McDowell8217;s whisky, while ostensibly warning us against drinking and driving. In a TV commercial, issued in the public interest, Mr.Mallya claims he doesn8217;t drive when he drinks 8212; nor should you. Not because you may die. Oh dear me no, nothing as fatal as that. No, he wants 8220;you to enjoy them drinks sensibly ? as long as you can 8230;because good fun and good sense go together8221;. Really? All the while, McDowell8217;s logo hovers over his head or some such like a halo.

It troubles me that a couple of youngsters, who produce a perfectly horrible8217; serial Woh, Zee that would loosen the sphincter muscles faster than a suppository, claim it is performing a public service, too! 8220;A few parents have told us that8230;they now induce their kids to either eat or sleep by saying the joker Woh will enter your room and haunt you!8221; G magazine. It troubles me that one of them thinks boys who find the serial scary are 8220;sissies8221;.

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It troubles me that Prasar Bharati hasn8217;t yet acquired new Board members and DD a DG. It8217;s troubling everyone who has anything to do with DD. A headless monster is far scarier than a hydra-headed one. Surely it cannot take so long to find appropriate 8212; sorry that has become a dirty word 8212; suitable persons for the jobs? We are told that the three-member selection committee has met, finally; we must wait and see if the appointments trouble us.

Other people8217;s socks trouble me. DD2 telecast the tennis Grand Slam Cup so did STAR Sports. The most unusual shot ! was of Martina Hingis8217; shoes and socks. During a changeover, she stripped both off. The commentator, helpfully, explained it was good to possess spare pairs because tennis was sweaty business you-don8217;t-say?. Whereupon the TV camera zeroed in on the soggy articles 8212; so close, you had to hold your nose.

Finally, what troubles me the most is that inspite of being so troubled by what I see, I keep looking for more trouble.

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