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This is an archive article published on February 28, 2005

Toon sin song cut from show

ABC executives have forced Robin Williams to drop a comic song from the Oscars show that might well have proved one of the sharpest, most po...

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ABC executives have forced Robin Williams to drop a comic song from the Oscars show that might well have proved one of the sharpest, most political and raciest numbers of the broadcast, despite the fact that the network and the show’s host, Chris Rock, have been promoting the night as anything but tame.

Williams, the presenter of the Academy Award for best animated feature, decided last week that his one minute on stage would be a prime time to lampoon a conservative critic James C. Dobson, whose group Focus on the Family last month criticized the cartoon character SpongeBob SquarePants for appearing in a video about tolerance that the group called ‘‘pro-homosexual.’’

For a bit of material, Williams predictably turned to Marc Shaiman, the composer, whose oeuvre includes Oscar-night medleys for Billy Crystal and comic movies ranging from the romantic (When Harry Met Sally) to the ribald (South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut). Overnight, Shaiman and his partner, Scott Wittman, dashed off a mock expose of the dark underbelly of cartoonland for Williams to deliver, over a gospel-music groove, as if he were a full-throated preacher inveigling against other newly discovered sinners in the nation’s midst:

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‘‘Pinocchio’s had his nose done! Sleeping Beauty is popping pills! The Three Little Pigs ain’t kosher! Betty Boop works Beverly Hills!’’

The producer of the Oscars telecast, Gil Cates, urged Shaiman to make the bit ‘‘less political,’’ Shaiman said, so he quickly removed any reference to Dobson’s protests —— and turned Williams into a fabulous, lisping character dishing up the latest juicy gossip: ‘‘Fred Flintstone is dyslexic, Jessica Rabbit is really a man, Olive Oyl is really anorexic, and Casper is in the Ku Klux Klan!’’

Officials from ABC’s broadcast standards and practices office were not pleased. On Thursday, they detailed their objections. Some lines were opposed for ‘‘sexual tone,’’ as the ABC officials, Susan Futterman and Olivia Cohen Cutler, put it to Williams, Shaiman and Cates. These lines included ‘‘Chip ’n’ Dale are both strippers, Bugs Bunny’s a sexaholic,’’ and ‘‘Josie and the Pussycats dance on laps.’’

In the end, however, the sexual references would have been allowed, a ABC spokesman said. But they held the line on material that they believed might be seen as glorifying drug use or offending Native Americans or disabled people. Among other things, that meant ‘‘the Road Runner’s hooked on speed.’’ On Friday, faced with having to rewrite or kill as many as 11 lines out of a 36-line piece, Shaiman said, he and Wittman refused.

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