The Indian Express brings you clippers from the Pak mediaLook at ghaddar Praiz Musharraf. Still Fateh Kargil is not being released even after writing such a shweet latter on his father's demise. Ghaddar presswallahs have censored my latter of condolence. Here I am reperducing wholly and solely:"Dear Journal Praiz Musharraf,I, democratically lacted by massive mandate, constitutional prime minister of Paakastan, was shocked and grieved to learn of sad demise of your bloved father, Syed Musharrafuddin. In fact, my bloved father, Syed Abbajiuddin, infarms me that we are also from Delhi. Our ancestral village, Jati Umra, is near Ambarsar which is in the same country as Delhi, hain ji. We are well known as Syeds of Jati Umra."Thanks God that you are with your famly at this time of trial. Everyone wants to be with their famlies at times of trial, specially if trial is being conducted by ghaddar Anti-Tarrarist Cote. Your bhabi Syeda Kalsoom Nwazuddin is only being allowed to see herheadcrown (sartaj) once a week. Bast solution is to shift me to Krachi Pearl Continental (Presidential Sweet) and book the rast of the floor for my famly so that I, Syed Nwazuddin, too can be with my famly during my time of trial. I also demand, as democratically lacted Prime Minister, that you immediately release my son Syed Hsain Nwazuddin. His wife, Syeda Begum Hsainuddin, has not seen her hus-band for 40 days. Is this any talk also? Yeh bhi koi baat hai? You are behaving just like me when I used to pick up ghaddar presswallahs and bung them into andheri kothris for months without charge. But that was OK because they and their families were ordinary people whereas I, Syed Nwazuddin, am Shahanshah Shahjehan Sani."Furthermore, my talented brother has no-naansense fauji temperament and therefore I also urge you to shift Col (retd) Syed Shbazuddin to PC, along with his famly As patriotic Paakastani it is my duty to tell you that phoon of ghaddar Benazir came to me. She said: Slaaalaikum Mian Saab.I said: who's speaking? She said: Syeda Benaziruddin. I said: hmmmph and slammed phoon. I understooded her game plan. She is trying to show her closeness to our biradari. Don't come in her talks. I also know that another ghaddar is trying to change his name to Syed Aminullah Chaudruddin. I want to tell you that before October 12, his name was Mian Muhammad Aminullah Chaudhry Sharif, hain ji. I cannot tell you haw much pressure there was on me before Oct 12 to change my name to Shri Nwazpayee or President Nwaz Jefferson Sharifton but did I change my identity? No. I am as I have always been -Yours faithfully,Syed Nwaashrifuddinc/o Jati Umra,PO Box: Delhi"PS: Pappu yaar tang na kar
