Evil Eye

The Akshay Kumar Trust’s Award For Best Action Heroine
WHOA. That six pack of Sonia’s will make the King Khan go green with envy. We’re going to let the lass off with a mild chastisement for the sequined jodhpurs. But chiseled pectorals? We’ll say it once Sonia,so listen carefully. Washboard abs are acceptable only if you have a Y chromosome in your genes or if you are Carrie-Ann Moss.

The ‘What To Expect When You’re Not Expecting’ Recognition
EESHA does look like the proverbial ray of sunshine,doesn’t she? We only wish she hadn’t ambled into the maternity section of the store to pick up that frock. When you’re not expecting,here’s what you can expect in a dress like that: It ends up making you look a bit,er,bulbous.

The ‘Hail the Maharani’ Award
Cover your eyes,folks. You’re about to be blinded by Queenie’s serious bling over-do. That’s a walking,talking goldmine you’ve got there and we mean that quite literally. And please take off that disastrouscontraption masquerading as a belt. Rupa Ganguly from the tele-series Mahabharat wants it back.