Evil Eye

The Queen of the Damned Wardrobe Award
Rosa Catalano at a collection launch
Only one word can describe Rosa’s outfit at this event,and that word is “Yikes”. The Mata Hari meets Morticia Addams look can hardly be called flattering and the neck brace or harness or whatever it is takes us into a strange world. Throw in a back up dancer or two and some gawkers and Rosa can do Grade-A Bhojpuri item number. It’s a good thing she was at a collection launch—hopefully she grabbed herself something classier to walk out in.

The Most Creative Use of Dishrags Award
Diana Hayden at a publishing event
Give us a length of cheap chiffon and a shredding machine and we can come up with a better outfit than what dear Diana here is wearing. Either she has run out of clothes and is wearing the kitchen rags or the moths have been at her wardrobe—whatever her excuse,girlfriend needs some shopping and a stylist,and that right soon.

The ‘I’m Too Funky for my Heels’ Award
Suzanne Roshan at a collection launch
Suzanne is one secure woman. If our husbands had been co-starring with sizzling senoritas like Barbara Mori,we wouldn’t be selling ourselves short by wearing a denim waistcoat a size too small. And we most certainly wouldn’t be wearing those ugly flats. It’s one thing to look like a confident woman Suzanne,and quite another to look like a high-schooler left over from the ’80s. Hope you know the difference.