This UP Tourism tweet is so mind boggling, you’ll forget what you are doing!

Wondering why we are suddenly reading out the Oxford dictionary to you? Trust us when we say, this is nothing when you read a tweet by Uttar Pradesh tourism. The handle seems to be definitely managed by someone who was woken up from a dream in which he was part of a Shakespearean play, and was asked to immediately promote Varanasi on Twitter. And he did, and how! Magnanimously!

The tweet which UP Tourism was quick to delete, after the inevitable trolling that started soon, reads thus — The unbeaten sagacious astuteness of #Varanasi is no less than a figurine of rectitude for the people. #ReasonstoUP. You lost us after “unbeaten” bro, but nice try! Also note “seizure the quietude engraved in the transcendent aura of Varanasi”. Seriously, someone give him a medal already!

If not the Shakespeare’s Othello we mentioned above, here are some others we think must have written the tweet.

An overexcited intern who took his work so seriously that he thought his one tweet will divert all the tourism traffic to Varanasi!

An English literature student, who was more than happy to put his English-speaking prowess to use! 100 out of 100 in English, we give you! 33 out of 100 for making us look up the dictionary, for no reason!

Joey from F.R.I.E.N.D.S has resurfaced as the curator of UP Tourism tweets and he’s using the thesaurus again. On every. Single. Word!

If UP sees a sudden hike in the tourists coming to Varanasi, then it’s because of this tweet!

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