12 honest fatherhood tweets that every dad can relate to, and every kid must read

Being a parent may be one of the most beautiful feelings one can experience but it also changes one's life a great deal.

By: Express Web Desk

Updated: July 23, 2016 02:49 PM IST

3 min read

Being a parent may be one of the most beautiful feelings one can experience but it also changes one’s life a great deal. The end result may be often exhausting and mostly thankless, even if rewarding. But most of all, when those kids grow up and you look back, the trails and tribulations for them feel a whole lot funnier than taxing. Many fathers these days are taking to Twitter to share their fatherhood experiences and some of them are really funny.

I’m writing a children’s book in “all caps” so people know to yell.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 13, 2016

The best thing about trying to name a baby is realizing how many people you hate

— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) June 5, 2014

watching the kids play hide and seek in the park and mine just hid behind a chain link fence

at least we don’t have to save for college

— Josh (@iwearaonesie) January 27, 2014

My 2-y-o can figure out how to work the TV remote, but can’t find his mouth while eating spaghetti.

— Matt Brennan (@SpiralingMatt) June 14, 2015

5: daddy can I tell you a secret?

Me: sure thing buddy

5: *grabs my face and whispers* I just pooped and I didn’t wash my hands

— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) June 9, 2015

[5:45 AM, in a harsh whisper]

Daddy, don’t worry, you can sleep. I’m making my own breakfast, how do you turn on the oven?

Me: I’m up.

— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) November 21, 2015

Don’t ask me if I’ve seen a new movie.

I have four little girls.

If there wasn’t a singing princess in it, the answer is no.

— Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 11, 2016

Babies are okay if you’re into alarm clocks that poop.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) September 17, 2015

I’m shoving a bottle in my kid’s mouth to stop him from crying. Care to shove a bottle in mine? Preferably bourbon, so I’ll stop crying too.

— Dad and Buried (@DadandBuried) May 17, 2016

When your two year old daughter utters the phrase “papa can you do me a favor” with a sweet smile…. And it begins… #reality #fatherhood

— Sam Rathke (@SSRathke) April 17, 2016

I bought a book called “Stress Free Parenting” and the first chapter was titled “PICKING THE RIGHT FOSTER HOME”.

— Svenn Amish (@amishschool) May 15, 2016