How to make bollywood look bad

Posse Ability

If you didn’t know that this was Ranveer Singh,would you look at these clothes? Certainly not at the creased,black velvet jacket,nor the boring,ash-coloured trousers. The actor is anyway not fashion showstopper material but the right clothes can do the magic for many. Not the case here.

Anushka Sharma for Wendell Rodricks

Tomatina with turmeric shoes

A non-flattering red gown with a matching lipstick and insipid styling. Don’t miss Anushka’s toes falling out of the shoes. What was Rodricks thinking?

Lisa Hayden for Asmita Marwa

Arre Rama

Zeenat Aman wouldn’t like this. Nor do we. The jumpsuit could have fitted much better and the fabric on the neck looks like dried grass. The oversized flower is the only blooming feature.

Saif Ali Khan for Mandira Wirk

Playing Saif

Who played Saif? Wirk. Who played unsafe? Saif. The law of averages swung into action and saved the moment. Saif looked just about alright but that’s hardly news. Often seen wearing black bandhgalas,he should have been dressed in something to remember.

Minissha Lamba for Reynu Tandon

Japanese Doll in Bling Plus

A pretty and well-dressed girl usually,it takes a lot to make Minissha look like a fright. But here she is,lost on a flight that seemingly took off from Manish Market in Mumbai for Japan but made an emergency landing at the Delhi showing of Blenders Pride Fashion Tour.