I touched her and she turned gay: LGBT community answers frequently asked stupid questions

Here’s listing some questions (FASQs) and their responses.

Q: HOW DO YOU BECOME GAY?
A: I ate something really wrong, and the next morning, I was puking rainbows

That’s because of Lady Gaga, you hear the song and you turn gay

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Allergic reaction to spirituality. When you see Baba Ramdev, you want to be gay.

Q: IS BEING GAY CONTAGIOUS?

A: Sure sure, I touch her and she turns gay

Are you gay? (to the person who’s asking this question) You will be by the end of it

Growing up and watching gay people made me gay

Yeah, if I cough on you, you should go to the doctor immediately

I think it’s the infection worth giving

Q: DO YOU WATCH GAY PORN?

A: Saas bahu serials and watching Baba Ramdev is our porn

Q: WHY DON’T YOU JUST BECOME UN-GAY?

There is a whole process, first you have to go, take a bathe in Ganga and purify yourself

You have to go to Baba Ramdev’s rehabilitation camp

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