Thanks to certain babas, some controversial political outfits and of course the notorious section 377, Being Gay is not an easy thing in India. So when the SORTEDD team (Youtube channel) decided to head to the gay parade in New Delhi, they thought of posing some FASQs (Frequently asked stupid questions) to the LGBT community. And their replies are nothing short of classic.
Here’s listing some questions (FASQs) and their responses.
Q: HOW DO YOU BECOME GAY?
A: I ate something really wrong, and the next morning, I was puking rainbows
That’s because of Lady Gaga, you hear the song and you turn gay
Allergic reaction to spirituality. When you see Baba Ramdev, you want to be gay.
Q: IS BEING GAY CONTAGIOUS?
A: Sure sure, I touch her and she turns gay
Are you gay? (to the person who’s asking this question) You will be by the end of it
Growing up and watching gay people made me gay
Yeah, if I cough on you, you should go to the doctor immediately
I think it’s the infection worth giving
Q: DO YOU WATCH GAY PORN?
A: Saas bahu serials and watching Baba Ramdev is our porn
Q: WHY DON’T YOU JUST BECOME UN-GAY?
There is a whole process, first you have to go, take a bathe in Ganga and purify yourself
You have to go to Baba Ramdev’s rehabilitation camp
Watch the video here:
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