Ozzy Osbourne becomes health columnist

“But then I thought about it for a while,and it makes perfect sense – I’ve seen literally thousands of doctors over my lifetime,and spent well over 1 million pounds on them,to the point where I sometimes think I know more about being a doctor than doctors do,” he added.

The British singer recently said that his being alive at the age of 61 was a miracle,despite his years of addiction to alcohol and prescription drugs.

“If people can learn from my stupid mistakes without having to repeat any of them,or if they can take some comfort from the crazy things my family has been through over the years… that’s more than enough for me,” he said.