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SRK, Salman Khan, Deepika, Shahid, Ranveer: Status update please

Some good-natured hacking to get into the cell phones of the newsmakers so far, to know their current status updates.

Written by Harneet Singh | New Delhi | Updated: July 10, 2015 10:40:40 am

talk, delhi talk, bollywood, bollywood gossip, entertainment, bollywood news, entertainment news, deepika padukone, ranveer singh,   amitabh bachchan, salman khan, Indian ExpressHalf of 2015 has flown by, and it’s worth taking stock of Bollywood. So, I did some good-natured hacking to get into the cell phones of the newsmakers so far, to know their current status updates. Believe it at your own risk, after all it’s hacking:

Deepika Padukone: After Piku you can formally address me as the New Queen.

Kangana Ranaut: 150 crore dahlings. Queen is sooo last year. Call me Empress.

Salman Khan: For my fans, there are no bylaws only Bhai laws.

Shah Rukh Khan: The competition is now at home in the form of AbRam.

Anushka Sharma: From PK to VK.

Ranbir Kapoor: Allergic to all things Velvet.

Zoya Akhtar: Rich, beautiful people also have problems, okay!

Anurag Kashyap: Media made me a star when I was a nobody but when stars started thinking I am somebody media treated me like everybody.

Priyanka Chopra: First they mock your accent then you troll them by toplining an American TV show. I’m Hollywood baby.

Varun Dhawan: I can make a Badlapur work as well as ABCD 2. That’s right, you can call me the New Ranbir.

Aamir Khan: They loved me as an alien but not so much as a dog. Feel like an alien on Pluto.

Karan Johar: I can act. I can host. I can dance. Now I have to remind people that I’m actually a director.

Amitabh Bachchan: Take your pick: Anand’s Bhaskar Banerjee or Piku’s Bhaskor Banerjee.

Ranveer Singh: Battery Never Low.

Akshay Kumar: Nobody mentions my hits Baby and Gabbar Is Back, all they want to know is when is my wife writing a film for me next.

Anil Kapoor: I always feel I’m on top of the world!!

Emraan Hashmi: These days everyone is a serial kisser. No wonder I lost my mojo.

Shahid Kapoor: Currently Listening To: Mira bhajans.

Sonam Kapoor: My Ellie Saab feathery gown at Cannes was couture with a ‘c’. You all just don’t get fashion. You know what I mean!

R Madhavan: Tanu Weds Manu Returns starring R. Madhavan.

Dibakar Banerjee: The real mystery of Detective Byomkesh Bakshy! is if there will be a Part 2.

Irrfan: These Bollywood heroes are still talking 100 and 200 crore clubs while my last film made $ 1 billion dollars.

Radhika Apte: Rishi Kapoor wanted to know my name, I was sooo good in Badlapur.

Shoojit Sircar: Sperm done. Shit done. Next is what?

harneet.singh@expressindia.com

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