Express LOL: Action Jackson tongue in cheek review

Action Jackson makes Kick look like Citizen Kane. It feels like a collection of songs and fight scenes that each coincidentally happened to star Ajay Devgn and Sonakshi Sinha. When the least unfunny moment of a movie is the heroine thinking that seeing the hero naked portends good luck, you know you’re in for a long afternoon.

Our Express LOL reporter went to the red carpet premiere, as usual, and met his fair share of celebrities. First, the man who wrote the modern blueprint for these kinds of movies, Rohit Shetty, answered a couple of questions.

Next, he communicated with the shade of Michael Jackson, the only man who could out-dance Prabhu Dheva all day, every day.

Our third interviewee was the star of the movie herself – Sonakshi Sinha (the word ‘star’ is used in its loosest possible sense).

Finally, it was the turn of Rajinikanth, a man for whom it seems that the script of Action Jackson might have been written.