Express LOL: The funniest Mumbai Metro launch jokes

The Mumbai Metro falls into the third category, but it has finally started operations today. And most people seem positive about the future – even the humorists of Twitter are giving it a chance. Here’s how:

All this is fine but are Pritam and those 3 men in long hair singing in the Mumbai Metro?

— Priyal (@priyal) June 8, 2014

Mumbai Metro has plane take off facility…beat that China. pic.twitter.com/tlmfw03kXB”

— Adi (@Reviewero) June 8, 2014

Friend: Mumbai Metro is starting today. Life might change for good or bad Alia: Arey, I have seen Life in a Metro, Average hi Movie thi..!!

— Pankhudi (@Funkudi) June 8, 2014

So, Mumbai operates at 3 levels – Elevated: Swanky flyovers, metro etc. Ground-level: Slums & general chaos. And of course, the underworld.

— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) June 8, 2014

#mumbaimetro update- Time taken from Versova to Ghatkopar in Metro: 20 min Time taken from your home to metro station in traffic: 1 hour

— E-tard (@14_yr_old_Etard) June 8, 2014

It’s the first day for Mumbai Metro. Local train must be feeling like Arvind Kejriwal.

— Gautam Verma (@gautamverma23) June 8, 2014

I am pretty sure some start-up will open its office inside the Mumbai Metro. Pay 40 bucks. Never get down. All day keep shuttling. AC. Seats

— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) June 8, 2014