India can have only two universal religions at any given time. Most of the time, these are cricket and Bollywood. In 2014, these are most definitely cricket and politics. And these two religions remain separate from each other, only meeting briefly when one chases the other off to Dubai.
But sometimes, both are brought together, and the results that ensue are hilarious. For example, this gem of a scorecard for the fictional Indian Political League by @bwoyblunder.