Thursday, Oct 30, 2014

FIFA World Cup: The lighter side of things that happened

It's all in the game: The World Cup has seen many enjoyable on and off the pitch moments.  (Source: AP/Reuters) It's all in the game: This World Cup has seen many enjoyable and substantial on and off the pitch moments. (Source: AP/Reuters)
Reuters | Belo Horizonte | Posted: July 3, 2014 8:15 pm | Updated: July 3, 2014 8:37 pm

What’s the difference between a tea-bag and the England football team? The tea-bag stays in a cup longer!

Heard what Spain’s coach Vicente Del Bosque said to his charges after two shock losses? “Don’t worry, we still have options: aisle or window seats.”

With the World Cup entering its final stages, the jokes are flying as fast as goals, helping relieve tension and – for fans of the 24 teams already out – the abject misery of elimination.

Be it on, off or thousands of miles away from the pitch it has been another tournament packed with hilarity.

The inglorious early exit of supposed European heavyweights England, Spain, Italy and Portugal brought heartache in those nations at first, then a wave of self-deprecating humour.

One photo doing the rounds shows their four planes lined up in blue sky with the caption: “Permission to land?”

England fans showed a fine ability to laugh at themselves, chanting during their final match the self-parodying song from a Monty Python film: ‘Always Look On The Bright Side of Life’.

One fan, who flew to Brazil after England had been knocked out to see a dire 0-0 draw with Costa Rica, held up a banner mimicking a well-known credit card ad – “Flights to Rio: 1,200 pounds. Enjoying the ambiance: 2,000 pounds. Accommodation: 2,000 pounds. Arriving after elimination: priceless.”

‘DRACULA’ SUAREZ, ‘DIVER’ ROBBEN

Naturally, the tournament’s main talking point – Uruguay striker Luis Suarez’s ban for biting – has spawned a vast array of doctored images depicting him variously wearing a dog-cone round his neck, a Dracula outfit, or a Hannibal Lecter mask.

Tourists in Rio de Janeiro queued up to place their necks or arms inside his open mouth on a larger-than-life Adidas ad photo of Suarez’s head. Adidas, perhaps embarrassed by negative associations round an ad made before the incident, took it down.

A modified version of the Panini sticker of Suarez’s victim, Italian defender Giorgio Chiellini, has been circulating with a chunk missing.
Yet the Uruguayan, who has apologised for the incident which earned him a four-month ban, is by no means the World Cup’s only pantomime villain.

Netherlands forward Arjen Robben, though a hero to Dutch fans for his goals and tricks, has become a target for many due to perceptions of diving and feigning fouls.

The fall that gave the Netherlands a penalty earning them a last-gasp 2-1 win over Mexico has earned particular notoriety.

A plethora of internet users have lampooned Robben as lifting an Oscar for Best Actor, competing in Olympic diving, and plunging arms-flailing off the cliffs of Acapulco.

The sagas over Suarez and Robben have largely deflected attention from the man many fans most love to mock, Sepp Blatter, head of the sport’s world governing body FIFA.

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