And as the shutdown drags on,the Republicans are passing bills to finance the parts of government they like.
Good news: The people who track killer asteroids for NASA are still on the case,despite the government shutdown.
Bad news: A lot of the people who inspect food arent. The folks from the department of agriculture who check meatpacking plants are still working. But the guys at the Food and Drug Administration who make routine appearances at,say,the nut-shelling factory to look for vermin,are on furlough. Not to mention a lot of the people who check shipments of seafood or vegetables from outside the country.
The House of Representatives has passed a bill to refund the FDA. This is part of a Republican strategy to approve the financing of things they like,one by one. Its not entirely clear how popular the agency was before recent news of a salmonella outbreak erupted,but now its right up there with the national parks.
This is how members of Congress fill up their time during the current crisis. The Republicans introduce bills to fund a particularly sympathetic sector of government. The Democrats respond with a proposal to fund the whole government. Then the Republicans say the Democrats are the enemy of veterans,parks,national guardsmen or food inspections.
Why dont we open the parts of government that we agree to? demanded Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky. Well be here in December,doing agency by agency, responded Dick Durbin,the assistant majority leader. And the Environmental Protection Agency would still be on furlough. Also the labour department. And the Internal Revenue Service.
The IRS would probably be the last to return. That would be very tough on people who have serious issues they need to resolve. For instance,my husband,Dan,recently received a notice from the agency announcing that he was dead. Apparently this is a fairly common error,but Dan wants to be bureaucratically resurrected,and theres nobody on the other end of the phone to talk to.
Really,its all personal. In fact,a good way to think about the current standoff is that its a war between people who just want to have the government back and the people who want a new version of government with the priorities of Representative Ted Yoho of Florida. I am using Ted Yoho because hes a voluble figure in the caucus of right-wing hardliners in the House who caused the shutdown in the first place. Also in part because I really enjoy writing Ted Yoho. Also because he has also been one of the leading lights in the new crisis over whether to let the country go smashing though the debt ceiling.
Representative Yoho was one of the very first members of Congress to verbalise the what-the-hey theory of global finance,possibly because he had all that background in debt management from his business,which is being a large-animal veterinarian.
A number of Republicans have begun using their life sagas to support similar theories. We have in my household budget some bills that have to be paid and some bills that we can defer or only pay partially, Representative Joe Barton of Texas said on CNBC. I think paying interest on the debt has to be paid. I think paying Social Security payments have to be paid. But I dont think paying the secretary of energys travel expenses have to be paid 100 cents on the dollar.
This sort of suggests that some members of Congress regard the department of the treasury as a vast warren of people with chequebooks,sorting through the mail and writing apologetic notes to Delta and JetBlue explaining the problem. It most definitely suggests that you do not want to lend money to a lot of people in the House of Representatives.
But back to our list: Good news: The Congressional gym is open. OK,possibly only good news if you are a member of Congress. Or a person who enjoys making fun of members of Congress. Good news: The Centres for Disease Control and Prevention called back some of its furloughed employees to try to control that salmonella outbreak. Bad news: Most of the CDC is still at home,including the ones who work on flu.
And our moral is: Get your flu shot,people. Cook your chicken well. Cross your fingers and pray.
The New York Times