They wear patriotism on their sleeve, yet leave no opportunity to disgrace the country by ignoring their simple responsibilities as citizens.
They don’t like clean roads, so they throw banana peels wherever they deem fit. They will swear by speeches/great words of freedom fighters and watch Rang De Basanti ten times, but will prefer to urinate on the nearest wall rather than take ‘pains’ to find a washroom.
So the next time you come across a person with the Indian flag in one hand, throwing garbage on street, simply ask the person to buy this patriotism purifier.
Wondering what is this patriotism purifier? YouTube channel Bengali Baba has come up with an interesting spoof on Independence Day. Watch this video:
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