Cellphones suck energy, just put some cow dung: RSS ideologue

"Cow is our mother. Its excreta and urine are nectar and have power to save humans from any disease."

Written by Ishita Mishra | Published:August 7, 2016 12:40 am
RSS, Gau rakshak, Gau seva, gau sewa, cow worship, cow vigilantes, rss news, india news Lal showing his phone with cow dung on the back. (Express Photo by Ishita Mishra)

On a visit to Agra and Mathura, Shankar Lal, RSS’s Akhil Bharatiya Gau Sewa pramukh, 76, explains why he has cow dung on the back of his phone:

Why do you have gobar on your phone?

It is fresh cow dung. I have put it to save myself from the harmful radiations of the cellphone. It works, believe me.

Do you keep applying fresh cow dung, like people change phone covers?

Cow is our mother. Its excreta and urine are nectar and have power to save humans from any disease. If cow dung can treat cancer, why can’t it save us from a phone’s microwaves? Haven’t you heard that Junagadh scientists (in Gujarat) have found gold in cow’s urine (they found traces of it)? I put fresh gobar every week.

Do other members of the Gau Sewa also do the same?

Show, show your phones (he says, gesturing to four others, who take out their phones to display the cow dung at the back). All the people in my team, be it children, men or women, have cow dung on their phone. Why won’t they? They know its magical effects.

Can you prove that cow dung can block “harmful phone waves”?

See this pendulum. See how when I place it over the hand of this RSS worker, it starts swinging (he gives it an initial jerk). Look, this man’s body has so much energy and the pendulum is swinging because of that. Now, when this man holds a phone in his hand, the pendulum won’t move. This is because the phone’s harmful waves have sucked all his energy. Now, let him hold a phone with cow dung on it, and hold this pendulum over his hand. See, it’s moving again… His energy is saved!

What else do you do with cow dung?

We drink cow urine and have extracts from her dung, which has kept me healthy even at the age of 76. We make pregnant women eat cow dung and urine paste to ensure a normal delivery. We treat all deadly diseases with cow dung. But the gobar should be of our Indian desi cow and not western monsters like Jersey or Holstein. Their dung and milk are nothing but poison.

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    Shadi Katyal
    Aug 6, 2017 at 10:40 pm
    Everyone has a right to believe what they wish. But one question from him and all others, why has Ayurvedic system has not mentioned cow dung and as being claimed. Why has India the largest number of Diabetes and TB. Is he aware that some of the cow milk also carried TB?
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      Tasaduq
      Aug 5, 2017 at 10:58 pm
      I simply can't stop laughing, these gobar bhakts, buffoons have made India a laughing stock. Forcing pregnant women to eat gobar n paste...yucks...this old man is a nut...
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        Manoj
        Aug 5, 2017 at 4:15 am
        Well well, yet another nonsense put out by comrades on their paper. Is Mr Lal speaking for RSS or his own group of folks? Grow up, IE
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          Logic Induction
          Aug 4, 2017 at 4:50 am
          Shankar Lal for CSIR Chief post !
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            Om
            Aug 7, 2016 at 5:57 am
            Just imagine a Patanjali AD on TV........ "Kya aap ke phone me GOBAR hai" :)
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              chuttan
              Aug 7, 2016 at 2:22 pm
              Lol
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              ABIRAM
              Aug 7, 2016 at 9:59 am
              If Shankar Lal's cow dung theory works, there is a great marketing scope for cow dung in India and other nations as well. As only Indian Desi cow dung is effective, we can go for ISO certification and market our products with pride. Shankar Lal should be made the head of CSIR immediately like we have Chauhan in FTII.
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                Anonym
                Aug 7, 2016 at 9:02 am
                iyo ki kami nahi desh me
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