Movie Review: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Super-rich men who have had accidents in super-secret labs and now live in super-size castles in super-solitude are rarely up to any good.

Rating: 2.5 out of 5
Written by Shalini Langer | New Delhi | Updated: August 29, 2014 5:31 pm
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Super-rich men who have had accidents in super-secret labs and now live in super-size castles in super-solitude are rarely up to any good. But at least Megan Fox’s April can be forgiven for reaching out. She may know her chemicals, and their link to nuclear reactions, but looking like April does — the Michael Bay-produced film doesn’t let you forget that — her TV channel only has her reporting a street jumping exercise to mark the coming of summer.

So April rushes headlong into crime scenes involving the dreaded Foot Clan gang, led by the shadowy ‘Shredder’. And lands straight in the midst of four giant turtles with superhuman powers. Realising the potential of such a vigilante story, April takes it to her editor, and is laughed off because she has no evidence to prove it.

But then April discovers she has no need to bark up that tree. Her 15 minutes of fame lie in the fact that these turtles are actually the childhood pets she had lost when her father’s lab in which they were being experimented upon was destroyed in a fire.

That may sound like an extraordinary bit of coincidence but this reprisal of the hit comic and TV series largely avoids pitfalls in landing its turtles on their feet. They are not as funny or as innocent, and the film has its share of Bay-inspired mayhem (including one painfully long snow sequence), but you will like the turtles named after the Italian Renaissance painters — Leonardo (Ploszek), Raphael (Ritchson), Donatella (Howard) and Michelangelo (Fisher) — and the rat, Splinter (Woodburn), who rears them. They rap, they jive, they joke, they flirt, and they shed tears.

Besides, they save New York from being killed by a toxic gas contained in the spire of his Manhattan tower by that super-rich man, Eric Sacks (Fichtner), we talked about. Sacks hoped to gas the city first, and then save everybody by offering the antidote contained in the mutant turtles’ blood, to earn even more money. That’s before he knew the turtles survived the lab fire, or that their blood had the “mutagent”. Whatever.

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    Mark
    Aug 29, 2014 at 8:13 pm
    ust to let you know, Shalini Langer , your movie reviews are complete garbage.
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      Brandon
      Aug 30, 2014 at 2:10 am
      I absolutely loved this movie. The CGI was perfect and they looked so real plus I loved the snow scene it was fun. The turtles looked amazing.This was a good tmnt movie I don't care what anybody says. 😃😃😁😁😁😁
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        abhinav
        Aug 31, 2014 at 3:27 pm
        Seriously u give 4 out of 5 stars for brainless movies like krrish and dhoom 3 and 2 and a half for this one? I'm not saying this movie is perfect but is certainly 10000 times better than recent bollywood blockbusters that are nothing but very bad Hollywood rip offs. Purely by indian standards this movie should be considered as masterpiece rather than reading a bunch of Hollywood reviews and then giving a jist of all you've read.
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          Faizan
          Aug 30, 2014 at 9:25 am
          Was this a review or were we just told the entire plot......confused
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            Prithviraj
            Sep 1, 2014 at 4:54 am
            Did you actually saw this movie?? Or u don't like this kind of movies??The movie simply awesome. And cgi it's incredible. 3d effect is superb. One of the best movie I ever seen in 3d
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              TruthGamer
              Sep 1, 2014 at 3:09 pm
              Yes this is a cookie cutter review and I just don't understand those who say the snow scene is too long. I wish people would just stfu the movie was awesome....
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