DIRECTOR: Kaizad Gustad
Ratings:- 1/2 star
A little way into Jackpot,I heard a character say: Yeh plot bada complex hai (this plot is very complex). My heart sank. This is not what I expected from a film featuring a very pretty porn star,a buffed-up stud,and a thesp in jazzy threads. It should have been simple,fast in-and-out,grimy fun. What I got was stretched-out lameness,for an hour and a half.
Meet the characters. Naseer has a splendid head of hair,with long white dreadlocks flowing over brightly-patterned cotton shirts. He is called Boss,and he owns a floating casino. When hes not drawing beads on guys who cheat at his tables,he is talking dirty. His thing is to make money any which way he can,and the latest jackpot is worth Rs 5 crore.
Or is it more? In this confused tale,spearheaded by con artists Francis (Joshi),his long-limbed lover Maya (Leone),and a couple of cronies,the numbers keep changing. Sometimes it is five. Sometimes it is double and three times that. What doesnt change is the way the director leaches all the its-so-bad-its-great from his story,and replaces it with dullness.
We dont really need plot from a film like this. Heck,theres Goa in the background,whose beaches and the people-in-their-itsi-bitsies can be fore-grounded anytime. We dont get any of that. Leone is the sole eye-candy,and shes turned out in clothes. Here a mans shirt,there a white shift over purple flimsies. What men. She does get to say kutte,but thats small change.
We can forgive Joshi because he does what he knows,though hes also kitted out in Hawaiian shirts and hawaii chappals. It is Naseer being ill-used that Im really upset about. Having done a wonderfully florid part in Sona Spa ( remember that one?),he should have chewed up the scenery in this one. And he would have too,if he had better actors,and a story maybe,to play off against.
All you take away are some priceless lines. I will leave you with one of my favourites. Q: Time kitna lagega? A: Time hai,lagna uska kaam hai.