Movie Review: ‘Happy New Year’ is a cross between an ‘Oceans 11/12’ and ‘Flashdance’

At nearly three hours, ‘Happy New Year’ is a long showreel of what Khan the director and Shah Rukh Khan the superstar can do, which is this : put on display rippling eight ( or is it twelve?) packs whenever you get the chance.

Rating: 2 out of 5
Written by Shubhra Gupta | New Delhi | Updated: October 26, 2014 2:50 pm
‘Happy New Year’ review: It turns out to be a cross between an `Oceans 11/12’ and ‘Flashdance’ and a whole bunch of movies that topline Mera Bharat Mahan sentiments. ‘Happy New Year’ review: It turns out to be a cross between an `Oceans 11/12’ and ‘Flashdance’ and a whole bunch of movies that topline Mera Bharat Mahan sentiments.

Star Cast: Shah Rukh Khan, Deepika Padukone, Jackie Shroff, Abhishek Bachchan , Boman Irani, Sonu Sood, Vivaan Shah, Anupam Kher

Director : Farah Khan

When a film opens with the leading man mouthing a series of his world-famous dialogues, you can have two reactions.

One, grin a knowing grin, and chuckle “kyonki badi badi picture mein aisi choti choti baatein hoti rehti hain”. Two, groan and think aloud — couldn’t they think of one new dialogue because, you know, it is a new film, innit? Or is it just Farah Khan, reuniting with her old friend turned foe (via a very public feud fought in the tabloids) turned friend again, reprising her number — paying tribute to the ’70s Bollywood masala movie, only bigger and more blindingly brighter than ever?

Happy New Year turns out to be a cross between an Oceans 11/12 and Flashdance and a whole bunch of movies that topline Mera Bharat Mahan sentiments. And a film which threatens to sink because it begins with such an eye glaze, but manages to rescue itself because of Farah’s relentless take-no-prisoners attitude: where it can get big, make it gigantic; where it can get colourful, stuff in every single primary colour, and turn the spotlight on. She pulls it off, but only just.

And only after giving us long patches when you are left clutching your head. All that self-referential humour can get heavy. To call your bar dancing leading lady Mohini? Of course, you will flash back to Madhuri in Tezaab, as you are meant to. To call a safe-filled-with-diamonds Shalimar? Right, we get it. There are a bunch of others, but we’ll let you do a spot-the-ref by yourself, when you can see the film from the noise. And I’m warning you, the decibels are in the range of high-higher-highest.

At nearly three hours, Happy New Year is a long showreel of what Khan the director and Khan the superstar can do, which is this: put on display rippling eight (or is it 12?) packs whenever you get the chance (which is often), bung in a song-and-dance whenever possible (also often), and when there is a gap, shove in some dialogue-and-action. And when all else fails, rev up the patriotic fervor, because we all love our India, right?

The plot, such as there is, involves a bad diamond merchant (Shroff), a good safe-maker (Kher), the good safe-maker’s son Charlie(Shah Rukh), an expert safe-cracker (Irani), an ex-Army man who likes blowing things up (Sood, whose impressive eight packs sometimes get a chance to out-glisten the Khan’s ), a tapori who likes barfing (Bachchan; err, barfing? Don’t ask), a young hacker (Shah, mandatory accessory for a film like this), and the aforementioned bar dancer (Padukone, leggy and lithe and bright-eyed ).

The theme is revenge twinned with romance and tragedy and comedy, leavened with dollops of stereotypes: gay people have to mince, right? And it is played out in huge explanatory chunks ( because we are all kids at heart, and it is good to keep everything simple, right?). And in dance competitions in Mumbai and Dubai, and in tunnels that lead to a safe that no one crack, except, of course, our heroes.

And especially our hero, Shah Rukh, whose eight packs achieve the status of a separate character, given the amount of footage they get. In other places, Khan is his usual self-deprecating cool self, and cracks a couple of good jokes: one cuts close to the political bone. But it is also a performance that feels a trifle frayed, because he has nothing substantially new to do.

And that is the problem with Happy New Year. Every where you turn, you find a scene, a line, a sequence that is familiar, from Farah’s own Main Hoon Na (we will win, us India-waaley, of course we will) and Om Shanti Om (SRK’s “entry” in Happy New Year may have him rolling in mud, but it still fetishises him, just as it did in Om Shanti Om: ooh, look how ripped he is), and all the others it borrows from.

Deepika Padukone is the one that manages to stand out a little, and that could be because there is no other female competition. It helps that she is an excellent dancer, and has grown by leaps and bounds, both in the moving-and-acting departments, from her first film ‘Om Shanti Om’, in which she starred opposite SRK. A few riffs in the song-and-dance numbers remind you of Farah’s original talent as a choreographer, and Padukone is twinkly-toed enough, most times, to keep slackness momentarily at bay. As is Shah Rukh’s sexy-weary schtick, when it gets a chance to come to the fore.

But, as I said, it’s only just. Too often we are left struggling against ennui — of having seen it, and heard it, before. How long can you keep the whole tribute thing going and still make it feel fresh? How much send up is too much?

Can Shah Rukh Khan break free of having to resort to so much self-referencing? In a film that presents him as a completely new character? As, heck, a character? That, now, might lead to a truly happy new Bollywood year.

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    sanjay k
    Jan 17, 2015 at 5:53 am
    this is the worst form of torture!! ... is it not possible to get farah khan and other s involved in this movie, arrested under some terror law for making this?
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      Sukhpreet Muhar
      Jan 2, 2015 at 1:59 pm
      This is one of the worst movies ever to come out of Bollywood. Just because it made lots of money does not mean that it is a good movie. Most of the money was made due to huge sums of money spent on marketing and shows prior to the release of the movie. Farah Khan and Sajid Khan have the copyrights to make the worst movies in the industry. The story line of this movie is flawed. Why do they always have to characters which are bumbling, drunk, part deaf, have seizures and don't even speak properly. Jackie Shroff (Charan Grover) needed to be robbed, as he was so foolish that he couldn't even recognize Nandu as his son's double. The songs were too many, movie could easily have been cut short by at least 45 minutes. Poor direction and acting. Boman Irani otherwise such a good actor, lost on count of poor script. Vivan Shah was miscast in the movie. I don't think there is negative stars given for any movie, but to this one I give -10 stars. I am so glad did not watch this movie in the theaters.
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        Puni
        Oct 24, 2014 at 12:29 pm
        I would. Rather watch bang bang again this is sheer headache
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          Arpit
          Oct 25, 2014 at 10:15 am
          The reviewers don't post anything other than criticism of the movie. What else do you expect guys - Ocean's 11 ? Or Quentin Tarantino-esque sequences ? Its a Hindi movie after all guys ... go watch it for fun. There is actually a plot which the director executes and everyone plays their part. Please don't go by these reviews !!
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            aamir
            Oct 24, 2014 at 7:02 pm
            aamir will give a reply ?? LOL LOL aamir made a fool of himself in dhoom 3, can't imagine aamir even climbing on the bike in dhoom 3 without a ladder leave alone accomplishing all the stunts. Did your brain not work that time to question that stupidity and gross overacting?
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              Raj
              Oct 28, 2014 at 6:49 pm
              I smiled when I read the words "fabulous movie" and could not stop laughing once i read you will watch it once again. You are so courageous.
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                Raj
                Oct 28, 2014 at 6:49 pm
                I smiled when I read the words "fabulous movie" and could not stop laughing once i read you will watch it once again. You are so courageous.
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                  Raj
                  Oct 25, 2014 at 9:33 am
                  Totally bull.........don't watch it
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                    AD
                    Oct 25, 2014 at 4:06 pm
                    I guess Farah Khan is competing with her brother Sajid Khan!! Who can make the worst movie!!
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                      abhishek jotshi
                      Oct 31, 2014 at 7:07 am
                      What a dumb movie ! And what a drag . I had to sit through 3 sittings to finish the movie, at home. The comedy part was so silly and dumb while some stretched comedy sequences were so unbearably kiddish that i was left bewildered. Very silly movie. Hate you Farah and Sajid.
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                        abhishek jotshi
                        Oct 31, 2014 at 7:07 am
                        What a dumb movie ! And what a drag . I had to sit through 3 sittings to finish the movie, at home. The comedy part was so silly and dumb while some stretched comedy sequences were so unbearably kiddish that i was left bewildered. Very silly movie. Hate you Farah and Sajid.
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                          Akviyu ghuyi
                          Oct 24, 2014 at 12:33 pm
                          I am a diehard fan of shahrukh from last 20 years. "Shahrukh" you are my hero ever ..ever and ever... But what happens to you now? How could you choose this kind of bull movie? Farah tried to trap you by siging "tees maar khan" and somehow you have escaped yourself that time.but this time you could not save yourself. Please do not do these kind of meaningless movies. waste of time, waste of money. You are a legend Shahrukh...!!!!!!! Please remember it and do not break the heart of your fans .....akviyu
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                            ankit
                            Oct 26, 2014 at 11:19 am
                            One of the best entertainers of all time .....Srk awesome acting nd proves he is d bst.......ab dusre logon ke fans ye bardast nae kr skte so galat awfa failate rehte hein ki bekar movie he ......do wtch it full paisa wasool movie .....5/5 ratings.....
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                              Mohan
                              Oct 25, 2014 at 2:40 am
                              yes ,it's a great movie .must watchable .i'm not srk or salman .but srk's performance is very impressive .
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                                ankiya
                                Oct 24, 2014 at 11:57 am
                                Sme ppl jst want to curse d celebrities..mind u guys..u r not der...wat dey r..dey hve dne on their own..ppl here r cmntng as if dey make mvie n act..huh...grow up ppl
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                                  Anoy
                                  Oct 28, 2014 at 6:35 pm
                                  Bang-bang was entertaining and HNY is torture.
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                                    Anoy
                                    Oct 28, 2014 at 6:37 pm
                                    wanna torture urself then watch the movie.
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                                      Israel Zindabad
                                      Oct 24, 2014 at 12:20 pm
                                      Farah Khan , Sajid Khan and Sirish kunder are greatest directors -- Bollywood ever produced.....says SRK fans..
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                                        Ashutosh Aggarwal
                                        Oct 26, 2014 at 3:41 pm
                                        One of the three recent worst movie, other two are entertainment and Dhoom3
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                                          AVINASH KUMAR
                                          Oct 24, 2014 at 8:29 pm
                                          Baap re!! Too much sarcasm.
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                                            AVINASH KUMAR
                                            Oct 24, 2014 at 8:28 pm
                                            Happy new year is total waste of money and 3 hrs too..yaar bakwaas movie banani h to 2 ghante ki banao.
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