Calendar Girls review: Madhur Bhandarkar’s movie is an outdated lesson on morality

Calendar Girls review: An after-thought, which talks of how these girls are 'proud achievers’, comes in the end. The rest of the Madhur Bhandarkar's movie exploits young women being exploited.

Rating: 1 out of 5
Written by Shubhra Gupta | New Delhi | Updated: September 26, 2015 9:50 am
Calendar Girls movie review, Calendar Girls review, Calendar Girls, Calendar Girls movie, Calendar Girls film, Calendar Girls madhur bhandarkar, madhur bhandarkar, Calendar Girls cast, Calendar Girls actresses, Ruhi Singh, Avani Modi, Akansha Puri, Kyra Dutt, Satarupa Pyne, Rohit Roy, Suhel Seth The only way a film like this can become palatable is if its gaze mined the multiple painful ironies inherent in the situation the girls find themselves in: one gets pushed into ‘VIP escort service’, another into being a trophy wife, another into a honey-trap between a greedy cricket match fixer and players. These strands are all played out to the hilt, hammering out the message that if you will willingly do these things.

At one stage in the film, which up until then has been swimming in a sea of predictable clichés about the ‘glamour’ world, a spiky little plot-point yanks back our wandering attention: a ‘calendar girl’ attends a funeral, and her `fee’ for so doing is a couple of cool lakhs.

This is a moment. It tells us, just the way a similar one did in Madhur Bhandarkar’s earlier ‘Page 3’ where a fleet of liveried drivers chatter freely about their wealthy employers, that no one – alive or dead — is spared by the ever-burgeoning army of ‘celebrity’ publicists, and their hungry clients. Each moment is milked, and turned into an opportunity for publicity.

When a famous person dies, a person struggling up the fame ladder needs to be in attendance. The next day there will be photos of the funeral, and you, yes you, will be seen surrounded by famous people. Then you will, by association, become famous. Tada.

Plus, of course, there’s the lovely lolly you get paid for being there. Nice, no?

Also read – Will Madhur Bhandarkar’s ‘Calendar Girls’ be different from his other ‘woman-as-victim’ films?

If Madhur Bhandarkar’s latest had been as sharp as this sequence, ‘Calendar Girls’— which tells the story of the pretty young things chosen to grace a booty calendar sponsored by a real-life-inspired magnate (Suhel Seth), shot by a celebrity photographer (Rohit Roy)– would have been a true tell-all. What we get instead, is a non-stop show-reel of show-all, where the camera goes over, under, behind the ‘calendar girls’, not an inch being spared.

Acres and acres of flesh—pushed-up cleavage, bare legs disappearing under the shortest, flimsiest of shim-shams, swaying washboard abs — is on constant display, cementing every single prejudice spilling out in these times of ravenous tabloidization. If you are a ‘calendar girl’, you must be, a)hot b)easy c)willing-to-compromise d)sleep your way to the top. Fill in the rest of the alphabets.

The girls come from different regions. Selfie-specialist Mayuri (Ruhi, the bright spark in Nisha Pahuja’s truly revealing documentary ‘The World Before Her’) from Rohtak who gets to ‘struggle’ in Bollywood, Bengali bombshell Paroma (Satarupa), Goan ‘gori’ Sharon (Kyra), Lahori lass Nazneen (Avani), Hyderabad gal Nandita (Akansha). But their presumed regional angularities are buried under the tyranny of getting under the skin– much irony here– of an air-brushed assembly-line ‘product’, turned into bods to hang bikinis on.

The only way a film like this can become palatable is if its gaze mined the multiple painful ironies inherent in the situation the girls find themselves in: one gets pushed into ‘VIP escort service’, another into being a trophy wife, another into a honey-trap between a greedy cricket match fixer and players. These strands are all played out to the hilt, hammering out the message that if you will willingly do these things – like, for example, become a ‘calendar girl’– You Will Come To A Sorry End. Girl, stay at home, and stay inside, or you will be forced into ‘bed –and-breakfast-service-to-men’ (yes, this crass line is from the film): is this a film about women having agency, or an outdated lesson on morality?

A hurried after-thought, which talks of how these girls are really, truly ‘proud achievers’, comes right in the end. And it’s just that, an after-thought. The rest of it exploits—smugly, tackily, uncomfortably explicitly—young women being exploited.

‘Calendar Girls’ cast: Ruhi Singh, Avani Modi, Akansha Puri, Kyra Dutt, Satarupa Pyne, Rohit Roy, Suhel Seth
‘Calendar Girls’ director: Madhur Bhandarkar

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First Published on: September 25, 2015 10:33 am
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    khan
    Sep 25, 2015 at 4:05 pm
    I love Hindu society crumbling
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      Amit Ranjan
      Sep 25, 2015 at 7:02 pm
      Muslim potion is increasing fast in India...so, we are marrying with 50 Christian and 50 Muslim girls and more
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        India Expressed
        Sep 25, 2015 at 1:57 pm
        I found another funny review of this.... you are welcome....
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          Jaiveer
          Sep 25, 2015 at 5:31 pm
          India is very butifull cantry.
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            Sagittarius Sengupta
            Sep 29, 2015 at 10:53 am
            I love muslim girls are throwing their burqas and ditching medieval muslim guys for more progressive Hindu and Christian guys
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              goutham
              Sep 25, 2015 at 12:30 pm
              shubra gupta is the best film critic in india
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                arravind
                Sep 26, 2015 at 10:00 am
                Irrespective of religion it is happening to all the models and actresses. And particularly Muslim women are enjoying it actually
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                  arravind
                  Sep 26, 2015 at 9:58 am
                  It's not about religion here.deepika is Hindu katrina is a Christian, nayanthara is a Muslim they also do flesh trade to not only opportunities but also create money by any mean.it is applicable for even all the actresses
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                    NM21
                    Sep 27, 2015 at 6:29 pm
                    Movie Review :: Calendar Girls - A New Low Of Madhur's career The movie does not have any flow or rhythm; it just stumbles from one scene to another
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                      Ramudu
                      Sep 25, 2015 at 2:46 pm
                      Who is the 1 star you have rated out of this 5 stars (Ruhi Singh, Avani Modi, Akansha Puri, Kyra Dutt, Satarupa Pyne) shown in the picture..
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                        Shafted mohammed
                        Sep 25, 2015 at 3:34 pm
                        This rape suspect teaching us morality.why does he not become Muslim and have legally four wives.
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                          SM FaridUddinAkhter
                          Sep 25, 2015 at 11:35 am
                          Does the banner photo prove women rights?
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                            kj kj
                            Sep 25, 2015 at 8:14 pm
                            BANN BOLLYWOOD.THEY EITHER SHOW NANGA CHRISTIAN CULTURE OR BURQA MUSLIM CULTURE.. HATE BOLLY.. TV IS MUCH BETTER..YOU AT LEAST GET TO SEE HINDU VALUES OF LOVE, MODERATION AND BALANCE
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                              kj kj
                              Sep 25, 2015 at 2:46 pm
                              BOLLY SHULD PROMOTE INDIAN CULTURE AND VALUES.. THEY WANT TO SHOW INDIIA AS AMERICA.. THE WORLD IS NOT FOOLED.. TV ATLEAST SHOWS INDIAN VALUES.. IN BOLLY WE SEE MUSLIM VALUES OR CHRISTIAN VALUES.. WHERE ARE INDIAN VALUES OF MODERATION AND BALANCE..I WANT T SEE HINDU VALUE SYSTEM OF LOVE MODERATION AND BALANCE
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                                kj kj
                                Sep 25, 2015 at 2:44 pm
                                bolly culture has nothing to do with indian culture..i cant identify with any of their movies.they show Indians as americans.. tv is better to watch which show ind values.. bolly promotes Arabic and American values
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                                  kj kj
                                  Sep 25, 2015 at 2:55 pm
                                  bolly has two kinds of people muslims and Christians.. we see movies with either nanga culture coming from Christianity or burkha culture coming from muslims.. hindu culture of balance of beauty and brains.. moderation and love is missing nowadays because how many are hindus in bolly..cant identify with outsider bolly nangas and burkhas.. tv shows hindu culture love it..they show women as humans..colors shows like udaan , thapki and swaragini with chakravarti ashok have great indian and hindu values.. cheap bolly has only nanga culture Christian culture or burkha muslim culture..hate bolly
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                                    kj kj
                                    Sep 25, 2015 at 8:43 pm
                                    hindu values in boly is missing.. because hindus are missing in bolly.. nanga pan aor burqa walas.. bolly is a flop industry now.. hindus believe in moderation, beauty balance and brains.. love we have a balance of decency and modernism.. we take middle path to things whrears christiana and muslims takes extreme yes or no path,, bolly has become anti indian promoting minorities only..
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                                      Szar
                                      Sep 26, 2015 at 12:27 am
                                      what is wrong with you guys at the Indian Express- web edition. If they don't have staff to moderate the user comments, then just don't have the comments section! What is the point of garnering eyeballs and hits for the sake of it. There is no editorial value, or knowledge value. Haters and trolls are to be left out of such forums. Or else Indian Express is no better than a sensationalist Blogger. Oh! right , this post will get censored, cause it flags a serious issue.
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