Peacocks sex theory has Twinkle Khanna, Sonakshi Sinha laughing out loud

Have you heard the latest peacocks sex theory? Our witty celebs Twinkle Khanna, Sonakshi Sinha are not far behind as some obvious and some not-so-obvious 'I hate tears' jokes started doing the rounds.

By: Express Web Desk | Bengaluru | Published:June 1, 2017 2:46 pm
peacock sex, peacock sex theory, rajasthan judge, Twinkle Khanna, Sonakshi Sinha, Twinkle Khanna peacock sex theory As an about-to-retire judge offered the world the ‘fact’ that peacocks don’t have sex, they procreate via tears, as part of a 139-page order, India had its mind blown.

In other news today, peacocks don’t have sex, they procreate via tears. As an about-to-retire judge offered the world this ‘fact’ as part of a 139-page order, India had its mind blown. Our witty celebs were not far behind as some obvious and some not-so-obvious ‘I hate tears’ jokes started doing the rounds. But before the lol moment, here is the context. Justice Mahesh Chandra Sharma, who retired on Wednesday, said in his order, “Why have we declared the peacock as the national bird. Peacock also has qualities. Jo mor hai aajivan brahmachari hai. Ye kabhi bhi morni ke saath sex nahi karta. Iske jo aansoon aate hain, usko chug kar morni garbhavati hoti hai. Mor ka pankh bhi Bhagwan Krishna ne isiliye lagaya. (The peacock is a life-long celibate. It does not indulge in sex with peahen. The peahen gets impregnated with the tears of the peacock. This is why Lord Krishna used the peacock’s feather),” he said.

Twinkle Khanna, who is vacationing in France, was sorry she was away and peacocks were the reason. She tweeted, “Now this makes me homesick- missing all the fun- Peacocks don’t have sex because jungle main mor nacha, kisne dekha?” She then retweeted the ‘best joke’ on the topic, which coincidentally used the line from her father Rajesh Khanna’s iconic Amar Prem, “What does the peacock say to the peahen when he is not in the mood? “Pushpa, I hate tears” #RajasthanJudge #bramhacharipeacock.”

Sonakshi Sinha too took to Twitter to express her reaction and posted, “Somebody actually said that peacocks dont have sex, they reproduce by drinking tears!!! W O W. mind. Is. Blown. *slowclap* 👏🏼…👏🏼…👏🏼.” Television actor Shruti Seth posted a series of reactions. She first wrote, “Looking for some tears to drink. #peahenstyle.” She then wrote, “If there is anything better than #covfefe on the internet today; it is THIS. Who made this guy a judge? And you know what, F#%£ science!”

She also wrote, “A huge shout out to the @CNNnews18 anchor who had to keep a straight face through that mind-numbing conversation about cows & peacock tears.”

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    Anjam Desi
    Jun 2, 2017 at 6:27 am
    Guess how much they laugh when told about "immaculate conception. Pin drop silence. Why is that?
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    Manish
    Jun 2, 2017 at 12:39 am
    My god is there some weed in Rajasthan, that does it, what do these people smoke in high court. Will I be punished for saying the truth. I don't know, but I know for sure that pea s do it and that's why they reproduce. May be this guys did that sort of reproduction that's why he is so pure to make that comment. Any ways who made him a judge for god's sake. Some one must be blessing India except for Rajasthan that these guys kept him out of rest of India.
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    GULZAR AHMED
    Jun 1, 2017 at 9:13 pm
    No wonder the Justice System is so F--KED up in India, when you have a Judge who believes in this Theory. May be he too followed Pea way to reproduce his sib s. Judge Sahib do you know who is the father of your kids? ( probably Pea s )
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    shruti malik
    Jun 1, 2017 at 6:05 pm
    product of RSS shakhas...lol....i wonder what judgements he will be giving. he should be fired immediately and sent to mental asylum. he is a serious threat to individuals. i think instead of brain he has cow gobar in his skull. need urgent sacking . do we have such persons delivering orders. Lord save us..........Bakht free india......
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    Parth Garg
    Jun 1, 2017 at 4:31 pm
    You know what? The Hon. judge always fly in "pushpak' aircraft used by Lord Rama while returning to Ayodhya.
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    Retro
    Jun 1, 2017 at 3:40 pm
    RSS style education will drag our country to worst scenario than Afghanistan
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    Sundar BN
    Jun 1, 2017 at 3:11 pm
    Hon'ble Judge went to the jungle and came across a pea laboriously, erm, weeping. He broke into poetry for not unlike the law of the land and the scientific temper, poesy too was birthed by Dharma. Thusly, he crooned, आंसू समझके क्यू मुझे आँख से तुमने गिरादिया मोती किसीके प्यारका मिठ्ठी मे क्यू मिला दिय
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    Sayed Maqsood Ahmed
    Jun 1, 2017 at 3:06 pm
    Pea is the male, Peahen is the female. And yes they do mate, but they are very secretive, so you rarely see a nest… There can be no other way, pea s like all other birds or living creatures for that matter can only reproduce after mate, how else will fertility of the egg be ensured. It is a myth that pea and peahen don’t mate and the peahen drink tears from pea and get fertile. This judge is of RSS mentality and on the last day of his service he passed such a laughable and illogical judgement, which is one of the worst and black day in the history of judiciary and the SC judge should take a note of this and withhold any retirement benefits to this judge until he apologises for his irrelevant judgement he has made a mockery of justice, how can a sitting judge advise such in his own judgement,
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