Express LOL: Salman Khan’s Kick’s trailer report card

Presenting the first in the series of Express LOL movie trailer report cards: Kick.

| New Delhi | Published:June 16, 2014 11:31 am
Presenting the first in the series of Express LOL movie trailer report cards: Kick. Presenting the first in the series of Express LOL movie trailer report cards: Kick.

The much-anticipated trailer of Salman Khan’s next blockbuster (we’re assuming) is out. While it has some typical Salman elements, we must say we were quite impressed with the direction and story as well. However, as always, we definitely do have our comments to give.

Kick trailer: Meet Salman Khan the Devil, not hero

Presenting the first in the series of Express LOL movie trailer report cards: Kick.

Budget: Salman’s fees + 5 crore = 100 crore

Probability that the movie name was a lame pun to cash in on World Cup fever: 100%

Stunt level: Dhoom 3

Costume Level: Krrish 3

Kick first poster: Salman Khan, goatee and superhero mask

Writing Level: Chetan Bhagat

Villain Technology Level: Supersonic bicycle

Number of exploding cars per second: 35 (almost Rajinikanth level)

Number of scenes “inspired” by Hollywood films: 163894

Aap Devil ke peechhe, Devil aapke peechhe: Level – 36 ka aankda.

Creativity level in naming the hero: -5

Good luck charm: Level Eid

Number of non-Tollywood remakes that Salman has done: 0

Number of Salman heroines who are more than half his age: 0

Chances that you’ll love Nawazuddin more than Salman: (Gangs of Wasseypur)-2

Chances that the music of Kick will be playing everywhere in 1 month: 150%

Expected critics’ rating: 1 star

Expected gross collections: 1000 crores

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